Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Sounds like a Jason Mraz song...

I loved this recent Craigslist post titled "Self-imposed apostle:"

Beware of an african american man who calls himself "apostle Ronnie". He has a deviant behavior that causes him to want to tickle women and smell their feet. It is disgusting. If you recieve any invitations from him to join his ministry decline until he has sought help. His church is called; Kingdom Truth. Myself and others have encountered his behavior and find it deplorable and unsafe for God's people. It is my concern: that his double life is mis-leading others.
I think the poster meant "self-proclaimed" apostle, but I think "self-imposed" sounds so much better. Sort of the sidekick to the curbside prophet...

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