Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Movies I have no interest in seeing

Since I've been seeing a lot of movies lately, I've also been watching a lot of trailers. Sometimes I enjoy watching trailers more than the movie I came to see. While most times trailers can make even a lackluster flick look like a potential blockbuster, some movies are so bad that even the trailer stinks. Here's a list of movies I WON'T be seeing when they're released:

1. One Missed Call - It's The Ring for the text message generation. Snore.

2. Untraceable - Diane Lane plays an FBI agent trying to track down a killer who broadcasts his murders via the Internet. Makes those sickos who post Barbie mutilation videos on YouTube look like Girl Scouts. My prediction? Untraceable = unwatchable.

3. Rambo - Sure Bruce came back and kicked ass in yet another Die Hard. But Stallone's Rambo was high camp even back in the 80s. Sly's a senior citizen now--does he commandeer a nursing home and demand more pudding in this movie? Blech.

4. Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins - Comedy starring Martin Lawrence. 'Nuff said.

5. 10,000 B.C. - Looks exceptionally cheesy--like a low-rent version of 300. And how is it that all these "cavemen" are hunky hotties who speak perfect English?

6. College Road Trip - Comedy starring Martin Lawrence. 'Nuff said.

7. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale - "A Dungeon Siege Tale"? I don't even need to see the crappy trailer with a title like that!

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